“Ex-firefighter who set fires is sentenced”

No, this is not a teaser campaign for Backdraft 2: Backdraftier. This is actually a very sad story- a Chicago firefighter driven to alcohol and depression by the loss of his father and brother and the pressures of the world.

“Ex-mistress alleges sex in firehouse”

What can I say? If a woman wanted to have sex with me at my office, would I be able to turn her down? After all, it beats paperwork.

“Firefighter charged with knife attack”
“A Chicago firefighter allegedly slashed the neck of a man who accused him of talking during a movie in a Skokie theater last month.

Morris Bowie, 54, is scheduled for a hearing Friday in Skokie after being charged last week with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of armed violence in the alleged Jan. 28 assault at Crown Theatres, 7000 Carpenter Rd.”

I need more info: what movie were they watching? Was the attacker wielding a Bowie knife?