I was driving to work today and noticed a new establishment openeing while I was waiting at a red light, next to Opart Thai on Western and Leland. And how could I miss it? It was announcing the opening of Chubby’s Weiners, at long last. The sign convinced me that I was missing out on some great bit of culture, like how could Chicago’s north side survive so long without a Chubby’s Weiners. I have never, ever heard of Chubby’s Weiners in my life, at least not in the retail establishment sense.

A quick (and careful) search on Google returns no web results, only a Google Local link to their address. Anyone know what the hell Chubby’s Weiners is?