Fuck You Alias

You were so good for four seasons. Tops. Then for season five you brutally betray everyone and turn into a huge, huge piece of crap. You’re like a beloved pet who, just before season five, got hit by a car about 40 times. You survived but you changed. You’re not the same. You sort of look similar, but now you suck so bad, it just hurts to look at you.

I guess Garner was like, “hey everybody, since everyone likes Alias so much, let’s change every single thing that people like, and make it a lame ass show for this season.” And JJ was like, “Okay, we’ll do whatever you want Garner! I started another show anyway plus I have M:I 3. Garner, take over! Yea!”

I just watched the last episode. Well, finally the misery is over, and man, it was just pathetic. To add insult to injury, they had the balls to thank the peeps who wathed for five years. So sad. It’s just so sad. Is it so much to ask that you just care about your show? I just hate you so much right now. Assholes.

2 Comments so far

  1. Tannerman (unregistered) on May 24th, 2006 @ 9:23 am

    Correction. Alias was good for 1 season.

  2. Bill V (unregistered) on May 24th, 2006 @ 11:08 am

    Nice mouth! Well, anyway that seems to be about the same story for just about every tv series. I don’t watch any of them as the quality never seems to last longer than a season or two (if that).

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