Dorkin’ it up, CPD style…

By chi_danny
May 31st, 2006 @ 1:27 PM City Life


Looks like the CPD is spending $500k to add a bunch of Segways to their inventory. Now they’ll be able to run down perps even faster. Cower in fear, criminal element! The CPD have scooters and they know how to use them!

4 Comments so far

  1. Bill V (unregistered) on May 31st, 2006 @ 2:07 pm

    Sorry to say cops, this will only help add to the current force’s girth. Have you seen some of these officers? They couldn’t catch me if I hopped on one leg with my thumb in my ass (of course I’d never actually do that!). You guys need to do more walking, not less!


  2. Bassoholic (unregistered) on May 31st, 2006 @ 3:32 pm

    Here here. Seeing a tubby cop struggling to get out of his car doesn’t inspire much confidence in the city’s finest. Isn’t Chicago high up on the list of “the fattest cities” anyway?


  3. nikkos (unregistered) on May 31st, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

    Hey ease up, Big Brother needs wheels too.


  4. steven (unregistered) on May 31st, 2006 @ 9:14 pm

    big brother needs wheels too? they have cars and bikes. and the other posts are right…i see fat obese cops all the time. how are they ever to catch the bad guy if they’re out of breath before they round the corner?



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