My friend Kyle designed this T-shirt and he says he’s being, “90% ironic, because Naperville is mostly middle-aged people with kids. Like me. But I was surprised when I moved out here how much metal wear there was in the youth culture. Maybe that’s all they sell at Hot Topic. Hopefully they won’t get the joke and they’ll buy my shirt. Or get the joke and buy the shirt anyway. Woo-oo! Metal!”