Dear Popeyes

Popeyes napkin

Dear Popeyes Fried Chicken,

I’m really sorry, for all of our sakes, that we live in such cynical times. If we still lived in the 50s, I might take your napkin-borne assertion of the quality and safety of your chicken at face value. But since we do live in an untrusting era, this napkin just makes me wonder if I missed the news of some mass food-poisoning or kitten-paw-found-in-the-fried-chicken story. If not, perhaps better just not to bring it up at all.

Your pal and fried chicken fan,

1 Comment so far

  1. Kate (unregistered) on August 19th, 2006 @ 8:54 pm

    Ew. I must admit reading the napkin makes the same thoughts spring to mind – “Ok, who found what in their meal?”

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