Just in case
In 10 hours, I’m trusting the fine folks at the Northwestern Laser Vision Center to shoot lasers into my eyes, on purpose. I only mention this in case I never post anything ever again here, you’ll know it was because of the lasers burning a hole through my head or something. Damn robots.
If someone from the Discovery Channel or PBS wants to film it, please decline.
If Ronnie Woo Woo is your doctor, please decline.
Excellent advice gentlemen, but a little late. Look for me on an upcoming America’s Funniest Home Medical Videos.
If GW Bush wants to bring in more doctors to work on your eyes, please decline.
Looks like you’ve already been worked over…how’d it go?