Da Merlot!
Mike Ditka has his own set of wines. One is even named “kick ass red wine”. The rest must be less capable in hand to hand combat since they just have regular wine names. Had these wines been around earlier it might have completely changed the entire diet of Bill Swerski and the super fans. Ditka’s wines are probably old news, but it still makes my brain do the super bowl shuffle trying to correlate Iron Mike with a bottle of chardonnay: